Super Bowl Sunday: Stoner Edition

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Super Bowl Sunday: Stoner Edition
Super Bowl Sunday is back, so we all know what that means… Meeting up at your friend's dingy apartment to get absolutely shitfaced off cheap beers and pizza just to watch the commercials and halftime show. Or, maybe you actually like sports which are cool too. I mean, I think we can all enjoy people running fast and smashing into each other, whether or not you're into sports. Don't get me wrong, I love a good tequila soda or a craft beer but we're not much of drinkers over here at Kindling. So, we've compiled a list of cannabis products we're using for our Super Bowl Party – Feel free to draw some inspiration for your Super Bowl shopping list too.

Drinks

Bedfellows Everyone has those friends that only drink beer, and they've probably been using that as an excuse to only smoke cannabis instead of trying the infused drinks. Bedfellow is the perfect choice for people who love the taste of beer but want to get high instead. These dealcoholized beers are brewed with hops and come in a glass bottle like your favourite beer – Indie Pals and Doppelrädder are closer to your typical craft beer flavours, while Sour Razz Partners and Passionfruit Pals are reminiscent of sour ales.

XMG Sodas If your friends are going to make fun of you for drinking “girly cocktails” you might as well get high while doing it. XMG sodas have so many different flavours, there's honestly something for everyone. Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, Cola, and Tropical fruit are just a few of their flavours. It's like drinking your favourite pops, except way better because the THC masks your sugar high. REVIEW: XMG Cream Soda : r/TheBCCS Little Victory Celtzers With all of these alcoholic seltzers popping up, it only makes sense that we include an infused seltzer on the list. These come in a pack just like whatever you'd get at the liquor store, they're sugar-free and come in lime and raspberry. Great pickup for those who don't like an overly sweet drink. 

Sweets

Censored Edibles Since you and your buddies already have the sense of humour of teenagers, why not throw some gummies shaped like penises, ass, breasts, and vaginas into your Super Bowl party. These will definitely stir a conversation, and they're so tasty that you and your friends won't even care that you've stuffed your mouth with penises. 

Blessed - Mint Dark Chocolate with Coco Nibs & Sea Salt

Break this bar up and throw it into a bowl of popcorn, or pretzels, or eat it as it comes. That 10MG CBD per square should stop anyone from punching a hole in your TV (if it doesn't don't blame us). These are tasty and a great way to help counteract all the THC you'll be consuming. Plus, let's be honest we all have that one friend who will probably need one of these after the game is over.

 Rosin Heads Chocolate Truffles These are legit some of (if not) the tastiest chocolate edibles on the market, these ones are good for friends with a “stronger” palette (like your friend that only eats aged cheddar). With flavours like Peanut Butter and Jelly, White Chocolate Cranberry, and Carrot Cake you’ll be able to please all of your friends regardless of their palettes. 

Salty & Spicy

Heartbeat Hot Sauce x Bogart's Kitchen - Red Habanero Hot Sauce Chicken wings are a Super Bowl must, of course. Ditch out on the store-bought hot sauce this year and throw in some Bogarts-infused Hot Sauce instead. This hot sauce is much more than just an edible, this stuff BURNS and tastes FIRE. After eating them, the wings won't be the only thing that is baked. OG Jerk Beef Jerky Yup, you read that right. You can get high being the carnivorous animal that you are. I know it sounds crazy, but it's actually really good. Meaty, tender, thick, flavourful, and potent…you will not be disappointed at all picking this up. This might be the best stoner Superbowl item ever, can't lie.
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