Now I know what you’re thinking: “Doesn’t weed make you lazy and glue you to the couch?”
Well, Boomer, it can depend on which strain you smoke. Some strains, however, can act as a battery pack and either wake you up or give you a boost of energy. Crazy, right? With that in mind, I wrote this blog to highlight the five most electric strains that are great for your morning run or when you just got to get things done.
ANIMAL FACE - CARMEL
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Starting with the best and working our way through the rest, Animal Face is like the 5 Hour Energy of marijuana, and I’m not kidding. I genuinely think it works better. That being said, Animal Face is 80% pure sativa, and can clock in as high as 38% THC. Speaking of “high”, Animal Face legitimately gives you a clear headed high, which is great for foggy mornings. The ol’ AF can eliminate pain, insomnia, appetite loss, and even provides powerful body-focused effects. In other words, it’s the best smoke for the stroke, if you get what I’m saying.
AMHERST SOUR DIESEL - BZAM
Besides having a name that makes you think Sour Diesel can somehow be even more intense, Amherst SD will also charge you up and send you flying high in the sky. All joking aside, Sour Diesel is a potent strain sitting at 28% THC, but does the exact opposite of flooding your brain and knocking you out. Although that can be fun and needed sometimes, Diesel is an uplifting herb that is great for dealing with anxiety and depression. Now I’m no doctor, but last time I checked, pills are highly addictive and marijuana is not. At least not in technical terms. Try Sour Diesel and decide for yourself.
JACK HERER - FLEUR D'LILE
No, I’m not talking about that cute guy who lives on your floor, that you always make eye contact with, but are too afraid to go and talk to. Though, I’m sure he’d know how to get your blood pumping too, but I digress. Jack Herer is a potent strain of cannabis that ranges from 15%-24% THC, and is great for creativity. Just like that cute guy I was just talking about, Jack Herer is an inspiring smoke for high-functioning individuals, pun intended.
ORGANIC SUPER LEMON HAZE - 1964
Now, Organic Super Lemon Haze registers at a higher THC level than the rest of the plants on our list at 30%, but blazing and weed culture isn’t always just about frying your brain like an egg. Sometimes aesthetic, scent, and vibe are more important, and I’m a toker cut from that cloth, no doubt. Not only are Lemon Haze buds visually appealing, with a multitude of greens and yellows and oranges, oh my! But it also smells like freshly peeled citrus fruit and burns as smooth as butter. Super Lemon Haze is another inspiring herb that will surely get your creative juices flowing.
CUBAN LINX - TRIBAL
Do you have pain and stiffness? Do you suffer from anxiety and depression? Well, shit, grab a ticket and get in line, because that’s just life, my friends. That being said, it doesn’t mean we as grown adults can’t participate in activities and indulge in things that make life more fun and easier to deal with, right? At 29% THC, Cuban Linx is what you need, it’s what I need, it’s what the world needs. Cuban Linx is perfect for relaxing after a long day without burning out, and the high lasts for hours. Hours you’ll never get back in life, so you might as well enjoy ‘em!
