MOST DISTILLATE INFUSED PRE-ROLLS ARE FUCKING GROSS
Yeah, I said it. But before I get into why, let me first explain what the difference between a regular-shmegular pre-roll, and a distillate infused pre-roll is. Ready? You grow some weed, you pick the weed, you roll it up in a paper, that’s a pre-roll. Now imagine that same process, except having cannabis concentrates added to the ground-up flower before it gets twisted.
A literal whole other layer to getting your smoke on. These concentrates can vary, from hash and kief to wax and live resin, and can be added either inside the paper or on the outside of the joint. Do they get you higher? Sure. Am I in my thirties and don’t understand what you meddling kids are into these days?
Also, sure. That being said, I have my opinion and preference, and here’s why.
Now, I’m not saying that all infused pre-rolls are disgusting, but most are. Pre-rolls infused with hash are definitely your best bet, because it’s more natural and the effects and aromas are what toking was founded on. I remember having to sneak out to the park behind the bushes to smoke some dry herbs we stole from our parents. That’s the type of stuff that will make you feel one with nature.
Most distillates, especially the flavored ones, taste like complete dog doo-doo and reminds you of synthetic, plastic, fakeness. That’s really the best way I can describe it. It’s like people these days only ever care about “high THC percentage” and stopped caring about the quality of what they’re inhaling. But, I guess it’s sort of like McDonald’s and the restaurant business, right? That’s just the way of the world, I suppose.
Times change and us old heads should just stop shaking our fists at clouds and learn to be more in touch! Or, you can say fuck all of that noise, choose option B, and try some of these products that support the argument I’m making here today.
BIG HITTER INFUSED PRE-ROLL BY BIG
These pre-rolls clock in at an insane 37.5% THC for you tokers who want high potency, are hand-rolled, and are perfect for hash lovers. You can get three, half gram Big Hitter’s for only $32.19 on ShopKindling.ca, so they're also a great bang for your buck.
ROULÉ INFUSÉ - WATER HASH INFUSED PRE-ROLL BY BEURRE BLANC
One of my favorite companies is Beurre Blanc. Their Roulé Infusé stuff is all great quality, and these pre-roll’s are strain specific. Infused with Coffee Cream ice water hash, and milled with the same flour that the hash was extracted from, these doobies come in at an epic 38% and are incredibly well designed.
ANIMAL FACE INFUSED BLUNT BY CARMEL CANNABIS
Last, but certainly not least, Carmel Cannabis has created what is known as their “Animal Face Infused Blunts”, and boy are these my absolute favorite. Not only are these bleezy’s aesthetically pleasing and smooth to inhale, but they burn just perfectly as well. Starting with whole flour, these blunts are first milled and introduced to solventless bubble hash, before being rolled up with a slow burning wrap.
