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Stoner-Approved Streams (Pass the Remote & the Joint)
April’s been a big month for getting cozy on the couch, lighting something nice, and falling down some truly weird narrative rabbit holes. If you're the type to queue up a sesh and get existential with your entertainment, we’ve got some picks (and rants) you’ll want to roll up for.
Let’s talk about what we just finished, what we’re just diving into, and what we’re lining up for that inevitable case of post-series heartbreak.
Just Finished!
Yellowjackets
This show? Still batshit, still brilliant. We’re deep in trauma territory, oscillating between feral teen survival energy and the spiraling adult aftermath. Honestly, it’s like Lost got way too into microdosing and ritual sacrifice.
And somehow, it works. Every episode leaves you googling “how long can you live on berries and secrets?” or wondering if you could build a forest cult if your survival depended on it.
The Pitt
This one hits different, literally and emotionally. The Pitt is a raw, real-time medical drama set in the gritty heart of a Pittsburgh hospital. Each episode drops you into one hour of a 15-hour ER shift, giving you a front-row seat to the nonstop chaos of an underfunded, overcrowded emergency department. Think Grey’s Anatomy, but grittier, sweatier and more blue-collar Pittsburgh.
Pro tip: This one doesn’t flinch from medical accuracy when showing injuries, deaths, births, you name it. A strong stomach is highly recommended.
Just Starting!
Andor
We slept on this one when it first dropped, not because we didn’t hear great things but because The Book of Boba Fett was a bit of a letdown after The Mandalorian and we weren’t keen on another Star Wars show.
We dove in just in time to start the second season as we finished the first. Friends, we made a mistake. This is Star Wars for grown-ups.
There are no lightsabers, just slow-burning rebellion, bureaucratic despair, and a spy/heist thriller that makes you want to overthrow your local HOA.
The Last of Us
Okay, technically we knew what we were getting into. We played the game. we knew it was going to hurt. But still, this show hits hard. Like “snot-crying into your hoodie” hard.
The acting? Unbelievable. The world-building? Bleak in all the right ways. The spores? Not cannabis-related, unfortunately. But if you’re watching high, you may start wondering how fast you’d turn into a mushroom zombie yourself.
(Answer: faster than you think. Stay alert. Stay hydrated.)
Coming Soon!
Chef's Table: Legends
Look, sometimes you don’t want drama. You want food porn. You want orchestral music playing over someone slicing a perfect tomato. You want a camera slowly zooming in on a bowl of soup that costs $400.
This season is going for better-known names and faces from the wider culinary world that even non-foodies should recognize, like Jamie Oliver and world-class humanitarian Jose Andres.
We’re saving this one for rainy days and well-planned edibles. Admit it, you can hear the theme song in your head right now.
Final Thoughts: Pass the Remote & Joint
April's been full of intense emotions, sci-fi dread, and a few too many snack breaks. Whether you're deep in dystopia or just vibing with slow-cooked excellence, there's a cannabis strain for every show and a show for every mood.
Got any suggestions for what we should binge in May? Drop us a comment or shoot us a message and don’t forget to keep your streaming queue as lit as your sesh.