So you’re looking for an ounce. A big ol’ bag of green goodness. 4:20 is around the corner, and you want to go in with a stash of bulk weed to burn (literally).
Maybe you’re looking for a deal on some discount bulk cannabis too good to pass up, maybe you want to go all in on some real AAAA weed, or maybe you just really believe in being prepared. Either way, you should be ready to do something dumb and a little epic with it.
Here are some slightly ridiculous, extremely memorable ways to spend your ounce, and your day.
Roll 56 Half-Gram Joints and Let the Games Begin
Is this a flex? Yes. Is it also completely impractical and fun as hell? Absolutely.
Once you’ve got a few dozen tiny Js rolled (and congrats on the finger cramp), it’s time to get creative with some stoner party games.
Spliff Jenga, anyone? Build your tower out of pre-rolls and spark one every time it crashes down.
Doob Checkers: Capture a piece? You smoke it. Winner gets...well, probably another joint and bragging rights.
You could go with a mellow indica for a chill vibe or pick a high-energy sativa if you plan to survive more than one round, but most likely you'll want to try a balanced hybrid strain to keep the good times rolling (pun intended).
Roll The Monster
One. Massive. Joint. The kind of thing that gets its own chair in the smoking circle rotation.
How many papers you’ll need depends on your ambition and the fluffiness of your cannabis flower, but let’s just say, the limit does not exist.
Tips for Monster Success:
- Don’t overstuff it or it’ll canoe like a kayak in a hurricane.
- Use a sturdy crutch (extra points if it’s from your stash of cannabis accessories).
- Keep the slobber to a minimum. Seriously, no one likes a soggy monster.
Frankenstein a Giant Bowl
Got a few spare pipes, a hookah, or that weird vase your roommate never uses? It’s DIY fun time.
Make a mutant bowl big enough to require teamwork. Channel your inner weed MacGyver and start building:
- Use some foil, some tape, maybe a funnel—whatever works.
- Pack it with sticky THC-rich buds and fire it up.
- Got a hookah lying around? Toss in some coconut charcoal and treat yourself to an all-day sesh with tropical vibes.
Bonus points if you have a garage to hotbox.
Cook It: Big Batch Edibles
Got a free afternoon and a working oven? Let’s get baked—literally.
With an ounce, you’ve got enough cannabis flower to make a hefty batch of cannabutter or infused oil. From there, it’s game on: brownies, cookies, or even an infused mac n’ cheese feast.
Just remember that dosing with homemade edibles is an adventure (and not always the good kind). Start small. Maybe invest in a botanical infuser if you want to be a teeny bit more precise.
Don’t eat more while you’re waiting for it to kick in. You will regret it. Or maybe not? Either way, there’s a reason this suggestion made the dumb and epic list.
A tray of cookies goes a long way at any 4:20 event.
Make Some Friends
We’re changing course a bit here. Want to know the smartest thing you can do with a bag of bulk weed? Share it.
Find a local cannabis consumption lounge or check out a 4:20 event near you. Bring your monster joint, your tray of edibles, your Frankenstein bong, or a backpack full of cheap ounces to share.
Cannabis is better when it’s communal, weird, wholesome, hilarious and slightly chaotic.
Plus, it’s the easiest way to go from “that person with way too much weed” to “the life of the party.”
Need a Big Bag to Get Started?
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Whether you're stacking joints, cooking up edibles, or going full mad scientist with your bongs and hookahs, we've got a wide variety of strains to fuel your 4:20 dreams with some bulk quantities. Plus, our exceptional customer service and same day discreet delivery mean you don't have to wait for quality cannabis.
Happy 4:20. Don’t forget snacks.
